Sunday, July 19, 2009

Not my Nokia N97 ='(

Because he bought himself that damn Nokia N97, Dad's now officially an ASS!!

Went to the toilet, left his phone on the flushing thingi and BAM, his communicator is gone. Expect him to get the same phone but there he went, bought himself a kick-ass Nokia N97 and rubbing it all over my face (just exaggerating a little there).

Now I'm absolutely clueless and down right self depressed. =(
Dad got the phone I want and I can't steal it..

What can I do? What can I do?
Get over it! Duh..

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Extinction, Endangered and Existence.

Dinosaurs are extinct due to the ice age or Armageddon or whatever reason.
Dodo birds are extinct due to human hunting.

Tigers are endangered because people hunt them for fur.
Rhinoceros are endangered because their horn are valuable.
Sharks are endangered because of their Fin.

Mosquito are freakin' pest and I'm pretty sure millions of them die everyday. Why don't they just become extinct!
I'm quite sure people will not regret annihilating mosquito off the surface of the earth. We have bed bugs or vampire bats or leeches for blood suckers. One less blood sucking organism ain't the end of the world right?

Q: Why mosquito? Why won't you die?
A: 'Because Mosquito Never Dies'

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

cough, cough, cough.

I need something that dissolves mucus which is/are stuck on the throat.

Gah, my throat itches like nobody's business.

There are leg scratchers, back scratchers,etc etc.. Someone should try to invent internal throat scratcher.


Saturday, July 11, 2009

Driving

for the first time is an unforgettable experience! So many things to do, so little time. I hate DRIVING!


Dear Mr. Instructor,

Please, never ever ever let go of the steering wheel as long as I am driving. I honestly can't steer. I'm never going to pass Driving Test ever again. Oh dear sweet Driving god, do bless me as much as possible, with the confidence to drive, the wisdom to know what to do and the courage to know that dead engine ain't the END of the WORLD!



3 Hours of driving today.

I can drive closing my eyes and not get hit. Why? Because all I have to do is listen. Oh yea, apparently my steering SUCKS BIIG TIME, so Mr. instructor holds the steering most of the time and "chanting" all sorts of instruction which includes- 'pijak minyak', 'lepaskan minyak', 'shift gear', 'tekan break', 'kurangkan minyak' etc etc.. All I have to do is pretend to drive!


Gah, Driving is Hard Work. We all shouldn't complain when mom or dad gets really frustrated while driving, even though it's an auto car. I feel your pain.


By the way, this driving instructor is a Christian Bale duplicate! He looks soooo much like christian bale, except fatter, darker and he's muslim. xD
If I have the chance, Imma take a picture of him with his serious Christian bale look. >.<

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Insignificant

as it may seem, but one small step for mankind, is one huge step for me. =)

probably not the best of results but I PASSED! I'm closer to be able to drive!
Wooo, road kill! literally, ROAD KILL~

p/s: I feel really stupid posting the picture up, but I just wanna find a chance to use the camera. =)

Saturday, July 4, 2009

buzzzzzz..

who is afraid of terrorists when there are mosquitoes?

Should someone train an army of mosquitoes, he/she can conquer the whole world with no problem, seriously! Mosquitoes are such fcking PEST! arghhh..
Whichever demon invented mosquito should really get its butt kicked so hard.

Something I'd definitely not miss when I go back to UK.


Oh!!In addition to that, did someone left the wet sauna door open?
Can the weather GET ANY MORE warm and humid.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Snooze Fest.

And so it begins..

Tiring myself out. Getting really really terrible eye bags. Sleep deprived.
My latest invention -
Getting rid of Jet-lag the easy and fast way.
Dangerous, but easy and fast.

Slept at 3 in the morning. Wake up at 8am.
Slept at 11 at night. Wake up at 7:30 in the morning.
What's next?

Let's see how tomorrow goes eh?


Well, just got back from UK and Jet-lag is seriously killing me!
H1N1 makes everything even worse.
Self Quarantine is so stupid. I'm so freakin' Bored!


ooo! Dad got this really awesome Camera.
It's Big, it's Fast, it's AWESOME and it's Free.


smile for the camera!