Monday, June 21, 2010

The one with Leo the golden labrador mix.

Story of Leo, the retriever and labrador mix.

' hey you with the beef jerky! who you looking at!?'

' imma stare at cha till ya gimme some of them beef jerky. mmmmm'

'oh c'mon. I'm dead hungry! gimme some, I'll play with ya later.'

' gosh, thanks a lot! yummy!!'

' okay, i'll play with you if you give me one more beef jerky'

' THANKSS! '

' okay, I'll climb up now and play with ya! '

' oh, is that another beef jerky? '


Thursday, June 17, 2010

The one where I am HOME!

YES people, Peter Lim was and still is back in Malaysia yesterday.

Suppose to surprise my mum on her birthday, but when I reached home, mum went out shopping. all I could see was my dad's surprised expression and him refuse to belief I came back .. Drama seems to run in my family. I LOVE :) But I did call my mum and she was indeed rather surprised.

Got my beloved Fatty MingXiang to fetch my from KL sentral to home. Trusty driver he isss! :) teeheee. First meal back in Malaysia? Non-other than Madam Kwan. Well, it wasn't as nice as I remembered :( My tastebud is changinggg!! AHHHHHH!!!

Not a very bad jetlag I'm having.. I think. Gonna do the usual thing I do to cure Jetlag. Tire the crap out of myself. Woohooo! :)


Sleep.I.Need.
GoodNight Malaysia!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

The one with the Bouncer.

Yesterday marks the first day of clubbing after god-knows when. (39 days, but who's counting?)
But before that, we had some drinks at Vodka Revolution. After that, Tuesday Club - A Night Club in the Student Union in University of Sheffield.


12 shots, 3 freaks.


15 Mins later.

I love the back light :) so Holy-looking.

Pheebz and SuAnn.
Su Ann is sooo drunk. KIDDING! She was just blinking :p

To Be Honest, it wasn't that great 'cause it was some DJ rapping or chanting their mumbo jumbo voodoo crap. There was NO LADY GAGA!! THE HORRRORR!! :O And I didn't drink a lot, so I wasn't that high.

But we saw something interesting yesterday. The work of a Big Ass Bouncer.

Well, we were tired and bored, so we found some couch and rested there (not asleep). Sitting just next to me is someone who passed out.
Then a bouncer came over and checked on him cause you're not suppose to sleep in a club.
First, the bouncer nudged him to check if he's conscious or not. Then nothing happened, so Pheebz and I are sitting there and waiting and see what's gonna happen next. IT WAS BEYOND OUR IMAGINATION! The Bouncer SLAPPED that passed out guy REALLY REALLY HARD!
seriously! it was very freakin' hard coz even though the club was really NOISY as usual, we still could hear that slap and it is far much more louder and clearer than any slap I've heard from any TVshows/ Movie in my whole life. Plus, he's a bouncer, he's HUGE and POWERFUL.
To our surprise, we think that guy couldn't feel anything, so the bouncer DRAGGED him off the sofa forcefully and kept dragging him until they're out of our sight. We dont know what happened next.

Oh My God. NEVER PASS OUT ALONE IN A CLUB EVER! Lesson Learnt.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Oh no.

Today, 7th of June.
BMS 107- Developmental Biology, you are the death of me.
GoodBye World.
As much as I DO NOT want to re-sit, I think re-sitting is inevitable.


Boring Part Ahead.

Mathematical breakdown:-
firstly, each correct question scores me 1 mark. each wrong question reduces 1/3 the mark.

Total Questions: 60
passing mark is 40%.

Because total question is only 60, given the ratio is proportional:
Percentage : Original No. of Question
100% : 60
40% : 27
60% : 33

which means, I may get at most 33 mistakes in order to get 40%. Which I highly doubt I could get. Yesh, I'm THAAT stupid.

So, which one would hurt less?
Toxic poison, jump off the building or Stab through the heart?

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Circadian Rhythm.

Wikipedia defines it as a roughly 24-hour cycle in the biochemical, physiological or behavioural process of living entities, including plants, animals, fungi and cyanobacteria.

in other words, the HUMAN CLOCK.

Mine is all screwed up. rawrrr!! I go to bed at 12am and kept rolling till 2:30am but aint in deep sleep yet. so I assume I slept at 3am. But then, I automatically wake up at 10am. 7 hours of sleep isn't enough for ME! the worst part is that I don't feel tireddd!! but pimples and mouth ulcers start popping like freakin popcorn! I NEED my BEAUTY SLEEEEPPP!!!!

ARGGGHHHHHHWAAAAGAHARGAHRGAHRAGAHRAGRHA!!!


why can't I be like a laptop?! Just close the lid ( in human, the EYELID) and Imma go to sleep or "hibernate".

Where do I repair my damn biological human clock? or just configure myself so that I close my eyes long enough, I SLEEP!!!
ARRRGHHHHHFFFFFFFF!!




boohoo! Now I'm cranky.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

mac mac mac mac mac!

I love that group in facebook. Once you go mac, you're not going back.

Yes dearly beloved, Peter Lim is now officially a Mac person =) and gradually increasing his fondness of mac products including ipods and macbooks. However, iphone is waay out of my head coz I love my Nokia N97 aka iphone killer [the irony] much more.

Would really like to take a few pictures, but you know what macbook looks like. teehee :) Life is never better.

One feature I love best on Macbook is that iphoto can reduce blemishes! "OH DEAR LORD, world peace is coming!!" :DDD Besides that, I love it how macbook makes thing so much simpler (once you get the hang of it). Although not really suitable for gaming, but that's the one reason I really got macbook in the first place! :)

Oh yeah! and of course, because my dad doesn't know how to use macbook, so he can't go through my macbook, until he learns how to use mac. booo!!

well, I'm still learning how to use macbook though, so give me some time, and Imma show off my macbook much much more with its wonderful features, incredible speed and awesome ability to manipulate picture & make mind-blowing videos! :)

I'm so lucky my cousin does graphic designs, he's gonna gimme all them mac softwares for free! I hope! :D


Tuesday, June 1, 2010

I dreamed .. a weird dream.

Dear Blog,

I have so much to tell you, but I dunno where to start! :( okay, let's start with the weird ones first.

I had the weirdest dream last week.

I dreamt that I was looking down to a pond or a lake from a bridge, I think. Then I saw a few brown ducks, those that hang out a lot with the green mandarin ducks. A few of them nasty brown ducks ok? and they were all plucking feathers out of a chicken -.-" I really wanted to help, but I couldn't move !@£$%?%&
The chicken was also on the lake! paddling away!
and when the ducks are done plucking all the feather, the chicken was naked, but it's all golden! *shocked face*



The Next Night:

I dreamt that I was on a big ass kinda military plane. There was a fancy dinner party in the BIGGEST hall. At one corner of the hall, there was an empty space where a chest box was (next to the door). I got curios, opened the box and then...
A Brightly Red Yellowish and white rattlesnake popped out! And aiyoh! that damn snake could glide like the wind. So it glided under everyone's table. Since it didn't bite anyone, I ignored it and went back to makan.

and then, I had to pee! I just stood up, that damn snake started gliding towards my direction. So I ran towards the exit lah duuhh! However, damn snake was FAST. I started running and running, the snake chasing and chasing, then suddenly, out of nowhere, a german shepherd coloured DOG appeared =.=" and started chasing the snake.

BAM! I fell down, snake started biting me! RAWWRRR!! So I tried grabbing hold of that bitch snake. But everytime I wanna grab the snake, I ended up grabbing onto the dog's mouth - the dog which was also trying to bite the snake off me. EVERY TIME okay! So I gave up. DIE THEN DIE LAHHH!!

I pengsan-ed. When I un-pengsan-ed, the plane has already landed and I was in my mum's car. There were bite marks ALL over me, but I was alive :O or at least I think I was :)




any psychologist? deciphering needed! thanks! :)